in fairness to Cam

My friend Rich Edmundson from Huntsville wrote this on the Rocket City Brewers message board today, and I thought it was excellent:

In fairness to Cam,

1. He bought a stolen laptop. May have known it was stolen or may not have, but he didn't steal it.

2. FERPA says that any academic records are privileged, and UF apparently provided a clean transcript when Cam chose to transfer.

3. Cam was recruited by Oklahoma, Tennessee, MSU, and Auburn. 3 of the 4 say there was no pay for play request. The one who says there was has a former player who's a noted liar who arranged the whole deal with Mr. Newton. Seems odd that he'd only leave any evidence of pay for play at 1 school if he was asking for it at 4.

I admit it's odd, but Cam's not driving an Escalade with 24" spinners or a new Dodge Charger with tinted windows (he does have a tricked out scooter though), and the NCAA didn't find any evidence of payments to Cam, his dad, or his dad's church despite their own investigators and half the sports journalists in the country's best effort.

I won't say he didn't get anything, but given the witch hunt that went on for the last month if he did get something significant surely someone would have found it.

Anyway, who cares. SCOREBOARD BITCHES!!!

Any of you have a recipe for Cammy Cam Juice?